Might as well post my own.
I'm a 32-year-old Australian man seeking a woman. Ideally I want to settle down and have kids.
Yandere-related stuff: Honestly, I'm not that severe for this sort of community, but for the record:
- I can promise I won't take illegal revenge if the relationship honestly doesn't work out and you dump me. Don't romance-scam me, though; I don't actually know how far I'd go and I'd rather not find out.
- The only time someone's ghosted me, I cyberstalked him for years trying to re-establish contact. So, y'know, please don't ghost me; as stated above I can promise no funny business if you just spit it out. I generally don't stalk outside of that kind of situation - not a lot of point - although I do have an eidetic memory so don't be surprised if I wind up memorising your routine, or your passwords/PINs (I've never used the latter without permission, and it'd take something pretty extreme to make me change that, but I figured I'd mention it).
- I really, really like displays of affection. Expect lots of hugs and kisses. I think I've mostly grown out of trying to kiss people without permission, though.
- Outside of breaking things or people, I think it'd be fairly hard to upset me with yandere antics of your own. I've had people go through my thousands of Internet posts before, and I found that flattering.
Non-yandere-related stuff:
- Currently a uni student studying maths, not employed yet but hardly poor. Looking to become a teacher.
- I'm a solid cook, although I need a recipe for anything complicated and I can't guarantee success at highly-complicated things like crème brûlée (I can reliably do crème caramel). Do note that I have fairly simple and boring tastes myself (I've cooked meat + 3 veg for myself almost every night for the past 4 years), so you will probably need to suggest things for me to cook if you want variety.
- I'm not especially fussed about your politics, although you can probably expect some intellectual discussion on any disagreements (you might even change my mind; it's changed before). I'm aware that there are a decent amount of people these days who won't date across the culture war, though, so it's probably worth mentioning that I'd currently consider myself a moderate leaning somewhat toward conservatism.
- I currently live in Bendigo, though I'd be willing to move to quite a range of places in Australia. I'd be very hesitant about moving to Sydney/Melbourne/Perth/Canberra, though; I'm concerned about the prospect of nuclear war and those (plus Darwin and Cairns) are the obvious targets. I'm fine with visiting those cities (outside of an active crisis, anyway); I just don't want to put down roots that might need to be uprooted in a hurry.
Contact me on Gmail; same username @gmail.com. Or send me a PM on one of the many other sites where I'm a member; I'm not aware of anyone else with the handle "magic9mushroom".