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Dating profile/stalking permission thread.


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Want to declare yourself available for stalking and/or romantic approaches? This is a thread for that. Specifics on what sorts of stalking are fine might help to avoid misunderstandings; dating profiles might help to attract people.

Fair warning: this is a site for yandere, and while most of us aren't going to murder you for rejection alone, I really wouldn't recommend dipping your toes in unless you're looking for a serious, permanent and exclusive relationship.

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1 votes RE: Dating profile/stalking permission thread.

If y'all can find anything on me, be my guest! I don't really mind. If you're gonna stalk me though at least keep what you find out private. Also, I'm okay with romantic approaches, or even just friend approaches tbh.

 

I'm excited to see how this works out :)

I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me
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0 votes RE: Dating profile/stalking permission thread.

Looking for mutual consent and a spritual journey?

I'm a 29 year-old-male (I know I'm old) looking for a romantic journey with a lovely partner. I'm willing to devote myself entirely to you - you just have to be open-minded, identify as female, be between 20 and 35 years old. It would be great if you'd be from Europe.

I'm a writer (non-fiction) and I also work for the educational sector. Philosopy and music make up much of my life - and I'm accordingly well educated. My brain works differently than those of neurotypical people, although I'm not on the autism specttrum. I experience the world around me more intense and I'm also more creative than other people. It seems that I can process information faster than others. That is actually responsible for my yandere traits: I couldn't stop thinking about my last relationship and I did a lot to get mentally closer to her. I would be fine with stalking - but beware: I stalk back.

Please do not be a devout Christian or Muslim - it won't end up well with us.

"Love is the law, love under will."
last edit on 7/16/2024 6:28:03 AM
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0 votes RE: Dating profile/stalking permission thread.

Might as well post my own.

I'm a 32-year-old Australian man seeking a woman. Ideally I want to settle down and have kids.

Yandere-related stuff: Honestly, I'm not that severe for this sort of community, but for the record:

- I can promise I won't take illegal revenge if the relationship honestly doesn't work out and you dump me. Don't romance-scam me, though; I don't actually know how far I'd go and I'd rather not find out.

- The only time someone's ghosted me, I cyberstalked him for years trying to re-establish contact. So, y'know, please don't ghost me; as stated above I can promise no funny business if you just spit it out. I generally don't stalk outside of that kind of situation - not a lot of point - although I do have an eidetic memory so don't be surprised if I wind up memorising your routine, or your passwords/PINs (I've never used the latter without permission, and it'd take something pretty extreme to make me change that, but I figured I'd mention it).

- I really, really like displays of affection. Expect lots of hugs and kisses. I think I've mostly grown out of trying to kiss people without permission, though.

- Outside of breaking things or people, I think it'd be fairly hard to upset me with yandere antics of your own. I've had people go through my thousands of Internet posts before, and I found that flattering.

 

Non-yandere-related stuff:

- Currently a uni student studying maths, not employed yet but hardly poor. Looking to become a teacher.

- I'm a solid cook, although I need a recipe for anything complicated and I can't guarantee success at highly-complicated things like crème brûlée (I can reliably do crème caramel). Do note that I have fairly simple and boring tastes myself (I've cooked meat + 3 veg for myself almost every night for the past 4 years), so you will probably need to suggest things for me to cook if you want variety.

- I'm not especially fussed about your politics, although you can probably expect some intellectual discussion on any disagreements (you might even change my mind; it's changed before). I'm aware that there are a decent amount of people these days who won't date across the culture war, though, so it's probably worth mentioning that I'd currently consider myself a moderate leaning somewhat toward conservatism.

- I currently live in Bendigo, though I'd be willing to move to quite a range of places in Australia. I'd be very hesitant about moving to Sydney/Melbourne/Perth/Canberra, though; I'm concerned about the prospect of nuclear war and those (plus Darwin and Cairns) are the obvious targets. I'm fine with visiting those cities (outside of an active crisis, anyway); I just don't want to put down roots that might need to be uprooted in a hurry.

 

Contact me on Gmail; same username @gmail.com. Or send me a PM on one of the many other sites where I'm a member; I'm not aware of anyone else with the handle "magic9mushroom".

last edit on 10/25/2023 10:11:57 AM
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0 votes RE: Dating profile/stalking permission thread.

Stalk me all you can, but you'll never catch me.

I love classical literature and to draw, I can relate to all yandere in the world. email to talk to - [email protected]
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0 votes RE: Dating profile/stalking permission thread.

Hi! im new to this forum stuff, but im looking for a yandere. uh my discord is pigwars if you wanna chat, im a yandere myself and i wanna obsess over someone. thanks and have a great day! 

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I'm definitely looking for a Yandere girlfriend. Germany is cool. Beer is very nice. Yanderes are best.

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3 votes RE: Dating profile/stalking permission thread.

I'll bite. Only serious genuine responses or interactions if you intend to want to date me or get to me know more for romantic intentions. 

 

Any gender is fine, and obviously please be an adult. Shared interests are a huge plus but if I get attached to you then I'll just get into your interests anyways. Just get into mine too LOL. Long distance is no big deal as well.

If it makes any difference, I am 23 and a girl. I don't want to just drop my socials on the website for safety purposes of course, so send me a DM or something and I could send you a discord alt to talk on till I trust you enough to give you my main. Sorry for the precautions but girls have to be safe online, lol.

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4 votes RE: Dating profile/stalking permission thread.

Amount of 1 time posters here is hilarious. 

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2 votes RE: Dating profile/stalking permission thread.

Hi I’m an 18 year old female if anyone wants to reach out to me feel free I’m bisexual but female leaning I’m open to stalking on social media etc if you do please be my age. I’m open to longterm friendships and relationships 

some stuff about myself : I love politics and fashion particularly alternative/ goth fashion traveling horror movies and all forms of art painting sewing sculpting drawing practically everything I haven’t traveled much yet but I hope I can more in the future I have an interest in the macabre and I like to sew alot of my more goth/scene outfits my music tastes are all over the place but recently I’ve started to have a taste for rock I’m a senior in highschool and I enjoy baking and dying my hair every 3 minutes I like people who are similar to myself and have similar interests when it comes to relationships I do not have much experience I’m quite the outcast and I never approach people (social anxiety) but in relationships I can be quite the yandere without getting too much into it im very very obsessive and I have some screws loose but I’d never do anything illegal or hurt a person it’s probably still not the best idea to attempt hurt me emotionally but I promise I’m safe. I think I have a very dramatic fun personality once I get to know somebody and feel comfortable with them looking forward to social interaction :D 

Mildly crazy and unmedicated but in a 𝒞𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸 way
last edit on 1/4/2024 9:26:47 PM
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